Small talk over coffee
undoubtedly leads to talking
about our passions.
I can see in your eyes
that the mere mention of my art
throws up red flags for you.
You imagine me
an eccentric woman
in a thrift-store cardigan
sipping darjeeling
and quoting poets
long dead before Lincoln.
I'll ravage you nightly
before ranting in riddles
about cocoons and radishes,
things you won't understand.
After birthing our children by moonlight
I'll bury the placenta
under the daffodils
and insist on homeschool
before I crack.
You'll come home to find me
leaping from the 13th floor
with both wrists slit
hanging from the rafterswith my head in the oven.
Heckled by the neighbors,
you're the talk of the town-
the question looming
until your last days
'Did he drive her to it?'
Back in coffee shop reality,
you smile and say "That's nice."
But I know better
than to expect a return call.